Quotes from the Pilot
"Why does my mom always put a note in my lunch. It's so embarassing." -Sam
"At least your mom doesn't write the note on the bag." -Bill
"Ask around. See if she has a date for the dance." -Sam
"Who should I ask?" -Bill
"Okay, the dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen 'Star Wars' twenty-seven times. Do the math." -Neal
"Dodge-ball's kind of a stupid game, isn't it?" -Bill
"You're our best mathlete." -Mr. Rosso
"Please don't say that." -Lindsay
"If the worst thing in your life is somebody makes you go to a dance, then I'd say you have a pretty good life." -Mr. Rosso
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