Quotes from Looks and Books
"You are not to hang out with those burn-out friends of yours ever again. Ever. You hear me?" -Harold
"Don't worry. I won't." -Lindsay
"What's up your butt, princess?" -Daniel
"You are, Daniel!" -Lindsay
"Just because your lives are such lost causes, don't keep assuming mine is." -Lindsay to the freaks
"My mom always says that you should be happy with what the good Lord gave you." -Gordon
"Well, the good Lord gave you a lot, Gordon." -Bill
"Sam, you look like your mother dresses you." -Neal
"Hey, well at least I don't dress like a ventriloquist's dummy." -Sam
"Don't kill the messenger, I know I look good. I dress well and I groom myself properly." -Neal
"We live right oustide Detroit and they can't find a fender?" -Harold
"You wanna be a stud, or do you wanna be a super-stud?" -clothes salesman to Sam
"Super-stud, Sam, go for super-stud!" -Bill
"Ladies, ladies, this is just for tomorrow scrimmage. This isn't the last chopper out of Saigon, so can we please just crank down the drama a notch?" -Mr. Kowchevski
"If I'm gonna be on the mathletes I'm gonna be number one, or else I'm not gonna do it." -Lindsay
"Oh my God, I guess Elvis hasn't left the building." -Neal
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