Quotes from The Garage Door

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Sam: "Why is it on so late?"
Neal: "Because at eight o'clock you can't say, 'Jane, you ignorant slut.'"

Sam: "Dad, can I have an Atari for my birthday?"
Harold: "An A-whati?"
Sam: "Atari."
Harold: "What the heck is that?"

Harold: "You know, the welfare rolls are full of video game players."

Lindsay: "What am I supposed to be? Mean?"
Kim: "No, don't be mean, just be a bitch."

Neal: "If you'll excuse me, I'm off to get another delicious serving of Ben Franklin beans."
Bill: "Remind me not to sit next to him on the bus."

Sam: "I'm not gonna hug you!"
Bill: "Why? I'm quite secure with my manliness."

Lindsay: "Oh my God."
Ken: "What?"
Lindsay: "You really like her, don't you."
Ken: "I feel odd."

Neal: "Tell you one thing, when I get married I'm never going to cheat on my wife. Even if she gets old and fat."
Bill: "I'd be happy just to get a wife. I don't think I want the kind that's gonna get old and fat."
Sam:" I don't even know how you get one girl. How does anyone get two?"

Sam: "Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried."
Bill: "Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone."

Daniel to Ken: "She's a band chick, man, you're gonna have to make the first move."

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