Quotes from Chokin' and Tokin'

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Harold: "Sam, who's your favorite Angel?"
Sam: "I like Bosley."
Harold: "Bosley? Nobody watches this show for Bosley."
Sam: "He's funny."
Harold: "Yeah, but he's no Kate Jackson, I'll tell you that much."

Bill: "If I eat a peanut I could die."

Drugdealer: "Go easy, though, this is some strong stuff. It's hydroponic."
Lindsay: "Like the lettuce?"
Drugdealer: "Yeah, like the lettuce."

Lindsay: "I don't smoke pot."
Nick: "Come on. What's the big deal? It's from the earth. It's natural. Why would it be there if we weren't supposed to smoke it?"
Lindsay: "Dog crap is here and we don't smoke that."

Bill: "You guys gonna eat with me?"
Sam: "Yeah, why?"
Bill: "I dunno, I just thought maybe I was too geeky to eat with."
Neal: "Well, you are, but we're too hungry to care."

Neal: "Sam, could you not use the word die in a hospital?"
Sam: "You asked if he was still alive."
Neal: "That's an optimistic question. Alive is good, dying is bad. Trust me on this, my dad's a dentist."

Mr. "How dumb do I look?"
Ken: "You really want to know?"

Mr. "Do we understand eachother?"
Ken: "As much as that's possible."

Nick: "What do people do when they're not stoned."
Ken: "I don't know. Relate to one another?"
Daniel: "I don't want to relate to anyone."

Millie: "Arise, doggie, arise."

Bill: "Did I almost die?"
Mrs. Haverchuck: "Yes."
Bill: "Cool."

Neal: "Ever since they thought you were dying they've been hanging all over us."
Bill: "Oh. Well, if you want you can tell them that I'm still dying."
Sam: "Really?"
Bill: "Sure, I mean, if it'll help you guys get dates."

Allen: "Haverchuck, I'm sorry."
Bll: "It's okay. Just don't do it again 'cause I could die."

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