Quotes from Smooching and Mooching
Nick: Why do people save their books? It's not like you're gonna read a book twice.
Ken: They're probably just bragging to us, y'know. Like, ooh, look at all these books I've read, I'm so clever, I read a lot of books 'n stuff.
Neal: Oh my God! It's happening.
Ken: Grateful Dead. Music sucks, chicks are hot.
Lindsay: Dad, give me one good reason why there can't be a woman president.
Harold: It's called three irrational days per month. Now, I would have no issue with the other twenty-seven, but we're talking about the atomic bomb here.
Nick: It's like you cooked this in heaven and then brought it back down here to your table.
Cindy: I never date nice guys. I should try it, I mean, I think I deserve to.
Neal: It's happening. They're smiling.
Sam: I don't think Nick's in love with you. I think he's in love with mom and dad.
Neal: This is a whole new world. I see double-dating and... and triple-dating, and cheerleaders at your house, and me at your house....
Bill: You're not gonna French kiss Cindy, are you Sam? French kissing is gross. I wouldn't French kiss in a million years.
Neal: And why the hell not?
Bill: Hello? Germs, spit, mucus, old bits of food... that's just to name a couple, there's a lot of things in there. I mean, why do you have to use your tongue anway? Aren't you supposed to kiss with your lips?
Gordon: I'm saving my virginity for the future Mrs. Crisp.
Sam: Cindy, can I kiss you?
Cindy: Of course.
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