Quotes from The Little Things
Sam: The most exciting thing is Cindy, because she's the head of the young Republicans club, gets to introduce him.
Jean: Wow, that is a big honor. Isn't it, Lindsay?
Lindsay: Yeah, if you're a Republican.
Harold: Oh, and you're not?
Lindsay: No, I'm a Democrat.
Harold: You know, everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money, then they come to their senses.
Bill: Maybe you should take her out on a date and do something you want to do.
Sam: But what if she doesn't want to do what I want to do.
Bill: Then why are you going out with her?
Neal: Because she's a goddess!
Ken: I was raised by a nanny. Yeah, Catherine. She was pretty... she was pretty great. Y'know, she was, uh, the best mommy money could buy.
Daniel: Does that mean you're gay?
Ken: I don't know. Does it?
Daniel: I was joking.
Ken: Oh.
Lindsay: No, you guys, really, Rosso's cool. Did you ever really look at him? He's actually kind of good looking.
Kim: Ha ha! Yeah, if you're attracted to guy that look like Jesus.
Lindsay: My best friends were punching each other in the face tonight.
Sam: My stomach hurts.
Bill: Yeah, my stomach would hurt too if I was breaking up with the prettiest girl in school.
Sam: Cindy...
Cindy: What?
Sam: I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore. I just want to go back to being friends.
Cindy: Friends? Why would you just want to be my friend?
Sam: I just really want to be your friend, like before.
Cindy: No.
Sam: No?
Cindy: No, Sam, you can't break up with me. You're supposed to be nice, that's the only reason I'm going out with you in the first place.
Sam: Hey, I am nice! I'm just not having any fun. Are you?
Cindy: No. No, I'm not having any fun, Sam.
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