Quotes from Kim Kelly is my Friend
Bill: You don't have hair in your pitts?
Daniel: Sometimes relationships can be a drag.
Lindsay: Especially if you're going out with her. Sorry.
Bill: Ewwww. It smells like fart.
Bill: I think she's a sex fiend. You should move your locker. What if she comes to school really horny one day.
Neal: Girls don't get horny.
Bill: They don't?
Neal: Only guys do.
Bill: Maybe Karen Scarfoli's a guy.
Daniel: She's pissed.
Kim: He's such a babe, too. I mean, he's sexier than Rod Stewart. Don't you think?
Kim: You're like my only friend, Lindsay... and you're a total loser. No offense.
Jean: I'm telling you, I think he has a parasite.
Nick: Hey, Lindsay, how's it going?
Lindsay: How's it going? It's going bad.
Harold: Jeez, kid, you ever hear of a doorbell? People do have heart attacks, y'know.
Harold: This isn't good.
Jean: No.
Karen: Did you do this?
Kim: I did it. Because you are a slut, slut.
Karen: Hey, he hit on me.
Kim: Oh, yeah? Well, after school, I'm gonna hit on you. Bye.
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