Quotes from Noshing and Moshing
Sam: Bill, that is not sexy.
Bill: Yes it is!
Neal: Bill, it looks like you're having a seizure.
Bill: You cut me off mid-funk!
Nick: She used to be so hot.
Ken: Yeah.
Nick: Aww.
Daniel: She still is.
Ken: Yeah, if you like clowns.
Mrs. Desario: Come on, Daniel, what am I supposed to do here?
Daniel: What do you mean, what are you supposed to do? You're supposed to go inside, take care of him, I'm supposed to go to school. It's called Wednesday!
Neal: Mr. Rosso, everything's fine.
Mr. Rosso: Neal, sometimes we like to say everything's fine because really things aren't fine.
Neal: Everything's fine.
Mr. Rosso: I've had kids lying to me since before you were born. You're new to it and you're not that good at it.
Seidleman: Nice doll. It come with a dress?
Neal: Hey, Seidleman, nice head. Did it come with a neck?
Bill: If I did pull the fire alarm, would all the girls get dressed before they ran out of the locker room, or would they just run out naked?
Lindsay: So, hey, how's college?
Barry: Oh, I can't tell you. It would make you feel bad.
Lindsay: Really?
Barry: It's tremendous.
Mrs. Schweiber: So, Barry, are you narrowing in on a major yet?
Barry: Well, I'm leaning towards undeclared.
Neal: Yeah, with a minor in sitting on your ass.
Mrs. Schweiber: Hey, that's a dollar fella.
Neal: For "ass?"
Ken: Hey, Nick, maybe you'll get lucky at the punk club tonight.
Nick: You think so?
Ken: Sure. All these punk girls hate themselves. It's gotta improve your chances.
Barry: Look at me, I'm the handsome, dashing, Jew.
Lindsay: Oh my God, you guys are hammered.
Harold: We're your parents, we're not hammered.
Jean: A little tipsy, maybe.
Barry: Listen, if you're in Wisconsin, you're gonna come visit me, right?
Lindsay: Yeah.
Barry: Okay, my dorm is right next to a field of cows. Make a right at the cow and there I'll be. All right?
Lindsay: Gotcha. Right at the cow.
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