Quotes from Beers and Weirs
"Hey, does anybody wanna come see 'The Wall' with me on Saturday night? I thought I'd try an experiment, see it straight once. I dunno...." -Nick
"Don't do it. You'll regret it, man. Trust me." -Ken
"I love being told not to drink by a pot-head hippie guidance counselor." -Daniel
"Well, my house is so boring looking... so I just wanted to make it look more party-like." -Lindsay
"Well I'll tell you how to make it look more party-like. Point me to the keg." -Ken
"Oh yeah." -Nick
"In the corner." -Lindsay
"Then I am in the corner." -Ken
"Naw... you wouldn't want to trade places with me. Believe me." -black kid
"I dunno, I'm Jewish. That's no cake-walk either. I was elected school treasurer last year. I didn't even run." -Neal
"His plan is to distract you so he can hit on your sister." -Bill
"All my new friends think I'm a goody-two-shoes and all my old friends think I'm throwing my life away. What am I supposed to do?" -Lindsay
"You're Lindsay Weir. You can do anything. You're smart, and pretty, you don't take any crap, and you're the perfect girl, and I've been in love with you since I was five years old." -Neal
"Hey, Bill, get up. That's how the drummer from Led Zeppelin died." -Lindsay
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