Quotes from Tricks and Treats


"Honey, the boy's fourteen, now he can miss a night of walkin' around the neighborhood beggin' like a tramp." -Mr. Weir

"See. My dad's right. He needs a muffler." -Millie

"Would you knock it off? You're making me sick." -Ken
"Hey, why don't you make out with Nicky there and we'll call it a foursome?" -Daniel
"Yeah, why don't you make out with my butt and we'll call it love?" -Ken

"She says you have to be young adults. We're not adults. We're kids until we turn eighteen." -Sam
"Whoah, maybe you are, but when I hit thirteen, I became a man." -Neal
"That's only in your temple, Neal, not in the real world." -Bill

"I'm not really a vampire, I run a sporting goods store!" -Mr. Weir

"Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in these peanuts, because if there are, I could, uh, die." -Bill

"Oh my God. We just egged my little brother." -Lindsay

"Who the hell did this to you, Sam?" -Mr. Weir
"Some freaks." -Sam

"Last time I had this much fun I pinned down in a fox-hole by the North Koreans." -Mr. Weir

"Nobody thinks you're cool, you know." -Sam
"Trust me, I know." -Lindsay

"You okay?" -Mr. Weir
"Yeah, I'm just reading a book for school." -Sam
"Is it any good?" -Mr. Weir
"I don't know yet. Everyone's name is really weird and long." -Sam


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