Quotes from Tests and Breasts
"At least I didn't get head lice." -Sam
"Love is like homework. You gotta study if you want to get an A." -Harris
"These types of books just make me think of all the crap that can go wrong inside you." -Daniel
"Abba, huh? They're from Switzerland, right?" -Nick
"What am I supposed to do with a porno?" -Sam
"You watch it. Over and over." -Neal
"Ew, only perverts watch pornos, right?" -Sam
"Well, then every guy in America's a pervert." -Neal
"Wow, that guy's got the best job in the world." -Neal watching the porn
"I'm not a good liar." -Lindsay
"Are we gonna go to hell for this?" -Bill after watching the porn
"He beat the living crap out of me. And when I say beat the living crap out of me, I mean, the living crap." -Mr. Rosso
"How do you think it feels to be told you're dumb when you're eleven years old?" -Daniel
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