Quotes from The Diary


"Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?" -Sam
"Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison." -Neal

"She's as dumb as a crayon, even her own mother says so." -Harold

"Aha! Birth control pills. Our little daughter with... a sewing kit." -Harold

"If I had some daughter in high school I wouldn't want some guy crawling all over her." -Daniel

"Smooth move, Alexander Graham Bell." -Neal to Bill

"Kim? She's like the rawest nerve there is." -Daniel

"Oh, man, the geeks have inherited the earth." -jock

"Oh my God, Lindsay, your parents are swingers." -Kim


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